2023 season
Podium
Champion
Team Wassiliew
Owen Wassiliew
Runner-Up
Team Shaver Inc.
Brendan Shaver
Toilet
The Devils Cheese
Lucas Kaplan
Statistics Table
| Regular Season | Playoffs | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Franchise | W | L | PF | PA | W | L | PF | PA |
| MR SCURLEY | 8 | 6 | 1724.46 | 1538.38 | 0 | 1 | 126.74 | 148.54 |
| Scary Coates | 6 | 8 | 1526.64 | 1622.72 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Team Filthy Jeet | 9 | 5 | 1772.04 | 1723.62 | 0 | 1 | 108.68 | 129.18 |
| Team Dw We Riq | 4 | 10 | 1485.04 | 1699.10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| El Citron | 8 | 6 | 1693.26 | 1649.36 | 0 | 1 | 88.84 | 134.96 |
| The Adams Family | 6 | 8 | 1414.48 | 1549.10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| The Devils Cheese | 5 | 9 | 1407.22 | 1503.66 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Team Shaver Inc. | 9 | 5 | 1537.98 | 1576.94 | 2 | 1 | 366.30 | 362.02 |
| Team Wassiliew | 8 | 6 | 1736.60 | 1627.00 | 3 | 0 | 429.96 | 334.10 |
| Team Monk | 8 | 6 | 1617.44 | 1470.06 | 0 | 1 | 95.46 | 108.74 |
| Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | 5 | 9 | 1652.90 | 1597.28 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| The Encino Men | 8 | 6 | 1772.88 | 1783.72 | 1 | 1 | 249.28 | 247.72 |
Standings
Team of the Season
Josh Allen
332.26
Team Filthy Jeet
Tyreek Hill
322.7
Team Shaver Inc.
Amon-Ra St. Brown
303.5
Team Wassiliew
Christian McCaffrey
336.5
Team Filthy Jeet
Travis Etienne Jr.
268.7
Team Wassiliew
CeeDee Lamb
302.3
El Citron
T.J. Hockenson
219.0
The Encino Men
Cowboys D/ST
123.0
MR SCURLEY
Brandon Aubrey
144.0
Team Shaver Inc.
Matt Prater
-1.0
The Encino Men
All Players
| Player Name | Player Position | Drafted? | Num Starts | Total Score | Best Score | Worst Score | Teams Played For | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Texans D/ST | D/ST | N | 3 | 24.00 | 11.00 | 5.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Scary Coates | |
| Ravens D/ST | D/ST | Y | 11 | 111.00 | 17.00 | 4.00 | Team Filthy Jeet, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Jaguars D/ST | D/ST | N | 5 | 51.00 | 21.00 | -4.00 | Team Wassiliew, MR SCURLEY | |
| Panthers D/ST | D/ST | N | 1 | 9.00 | 9.00 | 9.00 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Washington D/ST | D/ST | Y | 6 | 26.00 | 12.00 | -5.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Wassiliew, Team Dw We Riq | |
| Buccaneers D/ST | D/ST | N | 4 | 34.00 | 19.00 | 3.00 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Seahawks D/ST | D/ST | N | 4 | 25.00 | 9.00 | 2.00 | The Encino Men, The Adams Family | |
| 49ers D/ST | D/ST | Y | 13 | 108.00 | 19.00 | -3.00 | Team Shaver Inc., MR SCURLEY | |
| Chargers D/ST | D/ST | N | 4 | 46.00 | 26.00 | 2.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Wassiliew | |
| Steelers D/ST | D/ST | Y | 6 | 22.00 | 8.00 | -6.00 | Team Dw We Riq, The Encino Men, El Citron | |
| Cardinals D/ST | D/ST | N | 1 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Eagles D/ST | D/ST | Y | 10 | 58.00 | 14.00 | -3.00 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Jets D/ST | D/ST | Y | 3 | 39.00 | 18.00 | 10.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Giants D/ST | D/ST | N | 5 | 38.00 | 15.00 | -2.00 | Team Filthy Jeet, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Wassiliew | |
| Saints D/ST | D/ST | Y | 9 | 86.00 | 22.00 | 0.00 | Team Monk, Team Wassiliew | |
| Patriots D/ST | D/ST | Y | 5 | 44.00 | 17.00 | 1.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Vikings D/ST | D/ST | N | 7 | 86.00 | 22.00 | 4.00 | Team Dw We Riq, The Adams Family | |
| Dolphins D/ST | D/ST | Y | 9 | 74.00 | 22.00 | -6.00 | The Adams Family, The Encino Men | |
| Rams D/ST | D/ST | N | 2 | 8.00 | 6.00 | 2.00 | MR SCURLEY, The Adams Family | |
| Raiders D/ST | D/ST | N | 6 | 65.00 | 25.00 | 1.00 | Team Dw We Riq, The Encino Men, The Adams Family, MR SCURLEY | |
| Chiefs D/ST | D/ST | N | 8 | 60.00 | 16.00 | 1.00 | El Citron | |
| Colts D/ST | D/ST | N | 6 | 39.00 | 17.00 | -3.00 | The Encino Men, Team Wassiliew | |
| Titans D/ST | D/ST | N | 4 | 12.00 | 8.00 | -1.00 | The Encino Men, The Devils Cheese | |
| Packers D/ST | D/ST | N | 4 | 16.00 | 12.00 | 0.00 | El Citron, Team Shaver Inc., Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Lions D/ST | D/ST | N | 5 | 14.00 | 7.00 | -7.00 | MR SCURLEY, Team Filthy Jeet, The Devils Cheese | |
| Broncos D/ST | D/ST | N | 3 | 22.00 | 17.00 | 0.00 | El Citron, The Adams Family | |
| Cowboys D/ST | D/ST | Y | 7 | 123.00 | 35.00 | -2.00 | MR SCURLEY, The Encino Men | |
| Browns D/ST | D/ST | Y | 10 | 101.00 | 23.00 | -2.00 | Team Wassiliew, Team Monk | |
| Bengals D/ST | D/ST | N | 1 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Bears D/ST | D/ST | N | 2 | 11.00 | 8.00 | 3.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, The Encino Men | |
| Bills D/ST | D/ST | Y | 9 | 85.00 | 31.00 | 0.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Falcons D/ST | D/ST | Y | 5 | 47.00 | 16.00 | 2.00 | The Encino Men, MR SCURLEY, Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Nick Folk | K | N | 8 | 52.00 | 11.00 | 2.00 | Team Filthy Jeet, MR SCURLEY, Team Wassiliew | |
| Matt Prater | K | N | 1 | -1.00 | -1.00 | -1.00 | The Encino Men | |
| Graham Gano | K | Y | 5 | 31.00 | 12.00 | -2.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Matthew Stafford | QB | N | 2 | 28.26 | 16.88 | 11.38 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Kirk Cousins | QB | Y | 5 | 89.00 | 28.56 | 8.74 | The Encino Men | |
| Russell Wilson | QB | Y | 3 | 48.42 | 18.72 | 13.86 | El Citron, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Justin Tucker | K | Y | 15 | 143.00 | 19.00 | 4.00 | Team Dw We Riq, The Encino Men | |
| DeAndre Hopkins | WR | Y | 13 | 183.70 | 34.80 | 3.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Keenan Allen | WR | Y | 13 | 278.86 | 45.46 | 9.50 | El Citron, The Adams Family | |
| Travis Kelce | TE | Y | 13 | 205.40 | 35.90 | 4.40 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Geno Smith | QB | Y | 2 | 22.96 | 13.76 | 9.20 | The Devils Cheese, The Encino Men | |
| Dustin Hopkins | K | N | 8 | 82.00 | 22.00 | 6.00 | The Encino Men, El Citron | |
| Brandon McManus | K | N | 7 | 60.00 | 16.00 | 3.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Adam Thielen | WR | Y | 9 | 126.80 | 28.50 | 1.20 | Team Monk | |
| Brett Maher | K | N | 3 | 19.00 | 15.00 | 2.00 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Brandin Cooks | WR | Y | 2 | 22.20 | 16.50 | 5.70 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Odell Beckham Jr. | WR | Y | 1 | 19.70 | 19.70 | 19.70 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Mike Evans | WR | Y | 14 | 239.70 | 29.20 | 1.80 | Team Monk | |
| Derek Carr | QB | N | 3 | 40.44 | 18.30 | 5.40 | The Adams Family | |
| Jerick McKinnon | RB | Y | 1 | 16.16 | 16.16 | 16.16 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Davante Adams | WR | Y | 13 | 186.70 | 42.20 | 2.10 | The Devils Cheese, Team Wassiliew, Scary Coates | |
| Logan Thomas | TE | N | 4 | 28.40 | 9.00 | 3.50 | Scary Coates | |
| Chris Boswell | K | N | 1 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | The Encino Men | |
| Cairo Santos | K | N | 4 | 41.00 | 14.00 | 6.00 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Taysom Hill | TE | N | 2 | 4.30 | 4.30 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Jason Myers | K | Y | 4 | 35.00 | 14.00 | 5.00 | MR SCURLEY, The Encino Men | |
| Tyler Higbee | TE | Y | 10 | 74.50 | 19.90 | 0.00 | The Adams Family, Team Dw We Riq | |
| Raheem Mostert | RB | Y | 11 | 198.70 | 45.20 | 5.50 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Darren Waller | TE | Y | 8 | 80.40 | 22.80 | 1.40 | El Citron, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Tyler Lockett | WR | Y | 8 | 80.30 | 25.90 | 3.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Dak Prescott | QB | Y | 7 | 147.64 | 32.24 | 6.06 | The Encino Men | |
| Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | N | 4 | 30.00 | 15.00 | 1.00 | The Encino Men | |
| Stefon Diggs | WR | Y | 14 | 243.10 | 36.00 | 6.40 | The Adams Family, El Citron | |
| Michael Thomas | WR | Y | 5 | 43.00 | 13.20 | 0.00 | Team Monk, The Devils Cheese | |
| Amari Cooper | WR | Y | 11 | 171.00 | 51.50 | 2.60 | El Citron, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Cooper Kupp | WR | Y | 11 | 148.50 | 27.80 | 2.10 | MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| George Kittle | TE | Y | 14 | 177.70 | 27.70 | 1.10 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, El Citron | |
| Aaron Jones | RB | Y | 11 | 101.80 | 26.70 | 0.00 | The Adams Family, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Derrick Henry | RB | Y | 16 | 225.36 | 25.00 | 2.00 | Team Monk, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Joshua Dobbs | QB | N | 5 | 53.08 | 25.12 | 4.50 | The Adams Family, Scary Coates , MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Mike Williams | WR | Y | 3 | 50.20 | 25.10 | 8.50 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Tyler Boyd | WR | Y | 1 | 19.70 | 19.70 | 19.70 | The Encino Men | |
| James Conner | RB | Y | 7 | 74.90 | 19.60 | 4.60 | Team Monk, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Hunter Henry | TE | N | 3 | 10.80 | 9.10 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Jared Goff | QB | N | 3 | 40.06 | 18.02 | 9.36 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Younghoe Koo | K | Y | 7 | 55.00 | 19.00 | 1.00 | The Encino Men, Team Filthy Jeet, MR SCURLEY | |
| Matt Breida | RB | Y | 3 | 27.00 | 12.80 | 3.40 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Jake Elliott | K | Y | 14 | 126.00 | 18.00 | 1.00 | Team Monk | |
| Evan Engram | TE | Y | 13 | 170.10 | 32.50 | 5.20 | Team Wassiliew, Scary Coates | |
| Daniel Carlson | K | Y | 4 | 19.00 | 5.00 | 4.00 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Gus Edwards | RB | Y | 4 | 52.70 | 21.00 | 4.70 | Scary Coates | |
| Baker Mayfield | QB | N | 2 | 28.20 | 18.32 | 9.88 | El Citron, Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Jonnu Smith | TE | N | 4 | 11.00 | 5.70 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc., Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Monk | |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | Y | 12 | 226.10 | 29.30 | 8.50 | Team Dw We Riq, MR SCURLEY, The Encino Men | |
| Harrison Butker | K | Y | 8 | 74.00 | 18.00 | 3.00 | El Citron | |
| Zay Jones | WR | Y | 1 | 7.90 | 7.90 | 7.90 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Kareem Hunt | RB | N | 1 | 15.10 | 15.10 | 15.10 | Team Monk | |
| Austin Ekeler | RB | Y | 10 | 150.10 | 26.40 | 4.70 | Scary Coates | |
| Chris Godwin | WR | Y | 9 | 100.90 | 19.40 | 3.60 | MR SCURLEY, Team Wassiliew | |
| Mark Andrews | TE | Y | 10 | 135.40 | 25.00 | 4.30 | Team Monk | |
| Joe Mixon | RB | Y | 14 | 208.50 | 29.70 | 8.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Samaje Perine | RB | Y | 1 | 11.50 | 11.50 | 11.50 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Tyreek Hill | WR | Y | 13 | 322.70 | 44.50 | 10.10 | Team Shaver Inc., MR SCURLEY | |
| Dalvin Cook | RB | Y | 1 | 8.90 | 8.90 | 8.90 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Christian McCaffrey | RB | Y | 14 | 336.50 | 48.70 | 13.80 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Dalton Schultz | TE | Y | 1 | 27.00 | 27.00 | 27.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | Y | 2 | 10.90 | 7.30 | 3.60 | Scary Coates | |
| Dallas Goedert | TE | Y | 10 | 98.00 | 25.70 | 0.00 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Noah Brown | WR | N | 2 | 24.20 | 24.20 | 0.00 | MR SCURLEY, The Devils Cheese | |
| Terry McLaurin | WR | Y | 10 | 95.70 | 17.30 | 0.00 | The Adams Family | |
| Curtis Samuel | WR | Y | 2 | 8.00 | 6.50 | 1.50 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Deshaun Watson | QB | Y | 4 | 51.62 | 21.16 | -1.80 | The Adams Family | |
| Jeff Wilson Jr. | RB | N | 1 | 10.30 | 10.30 | 10.30 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Braxton Berrios | WR | N | 1 | 5.30 | 5.30 | 5.30 | MR SCURLEY | |
| David Njoku | TE | Y | 9 | 120.80 | 27.10 | 3.70 | Team Shaver Inc., Team Wassiliew | |
| Joey Slye | K | N | 1 | 9.00 | 9.00 | 9.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Jason Sanders | K | N | 3 | 20.00 | 10.00 | 2.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| D'Onta Foreman | RB | N | 1 | 17.20 | 17.20 | 17.20 | Team Monk | |
| Deebo Samuel | WR | Y | 14 | 238.50 | 35.80 | 0.60 | Team Dw We Riq, Team Wassiliew | |
| Courtland Sutton | WR | Y | 11 | 147.40 | 19.60 | 2.30 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, MR SCURLEY | |
| Nick Chubb | RB | Y | 2 | 23.10 | 16.70 | 6.40 | El Citron | |
| Patrick Mahomes | QB | Y | 13 | 235.82 | 33.86 | 5.60 | Scary Coates | |
| Chase McLaughlin | K | N | 1 | 8.00 | 8.00 | 8.00 | The Encino Men | |
| Jake Browning | QB | N | 1 | 13.40 | 13.40 | 13.40 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Christian Kirk | WR | Y | 11 | 128.30 | 19.00 | 1.90 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Joshua Kelley | RB | Y | 2 | 6.60 | 3.90 | 2.70 | Scary Coates | |
| Donald Parham Jr. | TE | N | 1 | 9.70 | 9.70 | 9.70 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| DJ Moore | WR | Y | 9 | 125.00 | 26.80 | 4.50 | The Encino Men | |
| Tyler Conklin | TE | N | 1 | 3.80 | 3.80 | 3.80 | The Adams Family | |
| Joe Burrow | QB | Y | 7 | 91.46 | 22.32 | 3.18 | Team Monk | |
| Tony Pollard | RB | Y | 14 | 194.80 | 22.30 | 5.50 | El Citron, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Monk | |
| Lamar Jackson | QB | Y | 16 | 331.22 | 36.34 | 6.56 | Team Shaver Inc., MR SCURLEY, Team Dw We Riq, Team Wassiliew | |
| Jakobi Meyers | WR | Y | 7 | 84.80 | 20.50 | 2.90 | The Adams Family | |
| K.J. Osborn | WR | Y | 1 | 9.70 | 9.70 | 9.70 | El Citron | |
| Tyler Bass | K | Y | 13 | 103.00 | 17.00 | 0.00 | The Adams Family | |
| Kyler Murray | QB | N | 6 | 108.18 | 23.68 | 11.80 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Daniel Jones | QB | Y | 5 | 49.80 | 30.74 | 1.90 | El Citron | |
| Josh Allen | QB | Y | 14 | 332.26 | 39.66 | 9.04 | The Devils Cheese, Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Gerald Everett | TE | Y | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | The Adams Family | |
| Matt Ammendola | K | N | 1 | 2.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Calvin Ridley | WR | Y | 12 | 150.40 | 31.10 | 1.50 | The Adams Family | |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | Y | 13 | 199.50 | 30.00 | 5.70 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Juwan Johnson | TE | Y | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Diontae Johnson | WR | Y | 7 | 78.80 | 22.00 | 2.70 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Brandon Aubrey | K | N | 14 | 144.00 | 23.00 | 4.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Rashid Shaheed | WR | N | 4 | 39.80 | 24.30 | 2.90 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Eddy Pineiro | K | Y | 1 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | The Devils Cheese | |
| David Montgomery | RB | Y | 10 | 135.70 | 20.90 | 4.30 | Team Monk, The Encino Men | |
| Zack Moss | RB | Y | 5 | 56.00 | 22.50 | 7.20 | The Encino Men, Team Monk, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | Y | 14 | 219.10 | 27.50 | 4.50 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| T.J. Hockenson | TE | Y | 15 | 219.00 | 30.40 | 4.40 | The Encino Men | |
| Jordan Love | QB | N | 8 | 129.16 | 26.62 | 4.98 | Team Monk | |
| Justice Hill | RB | N | 1 | 12.50 | 12.50 | 12.50 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Rico Dowdle | RB | N | 1 | 13.90 | 13.90 | 13.90 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Justin Herbert | QB | Y | 10 | 187.94 | 29.30 | 1.84 | Team Dw We Riq, The Encino Men | |
| Darrell Henderson Jr. | RB | N | 3 | 29.90 | 12.90 | 5.50 | The Encino Men | |
| Darnell Mooney | WR | Y | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Jalen Hurts | QB | Y | 13 | 291.68 | 34.50 | 8.88 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Devin Singletary | RB | Y | 5 | 54.20 | 19.80 | 4.60 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Miles Sanders | RB | Y | 5 | 42.90 | 17.20 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Josh Jacobs | RB | Y | 13 | 181.10 | 27.90 | 5.10 | The Adams Family, Team Shaver Inc., MR SCURLEY | |
| A.J. Brown | WR | Y | 13 | 255.80 | 38.50 | 1.80 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| DK Metcalf | WR | Y | 13 | 195.00 | 37.40 | 6.00 | Team Wassiliew, The Encino Men | |
| Alexander Mattison | RB | Y | 10 | 108.80 | 17.50 | 4.90 | MR SCURLEY, Team Wassiliew, The Devils Cheese | |
| AJ Dillon | RB | Y | 2 | 16.40 | 9.10 | 7.30 | The Adams Family, The Devils Cheese | |
| Tee Higgins | WR | Y | 8 | 78.40 | 28.90 | 0.00 | Scary Coates | |
| Travis Etienne Jr. | RB | Y | 16 | 268.70 | 36.40 | 6.10 | MR SCURLEY, Team Wassiliew | |
| Cam Akers | RB | Y | 1 | 8.90 | 8.90 | 8.90 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Kadarius Toney | WR | Y | 1 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | El Citron | |
| Kenny Pickett | QB | N | 2 | 7.38 | 3.92 | 3.46 | The Adams Family, El Citron | |
| Marquise Brown | WR | Y | 8 | 68.00 | 16.60 | 0.00 | El Citron | |
| CeeDee Lamb | WR | Y | 14 | 302.30 | 41.00 | 8.90 | Team Shaver Inc., El Citron | |
| Chuba Hubbard | RB | Y | 4 | 45.60 | 16.00 | 5.90 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Najee Harris | RB | Y | 7 | 65.90 | 18.60 | 4.60 | Team Dw We Riq, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | Y | 8 | 69.50 | 13.00 | 3.10 | Scary Coates | |
| Brian Robinson Jr. | RB | Y | 13 | 176.00 | 28.90 | 5.30 | The Devils Cheese | |
| DeVonta Smith | WR | Y | 11 | 141.30 | 24.60 | 1.60 | The Encino Men | |
| Tua Tagovailoa | QB | Y | 13 | 219.38 | 28.36 | 7.82 | MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc., The Adams Family | |
| Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | N | 2 | 28.90 | 20.10 | 8.80 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Jonathan Taylor | RB | Y | 7 | 101.10 | 21.10 | 4.40 | Team Monk, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Jake Ferguson | TE | N | 3 | 54.00 | 22.10 | 12.20 | El Citron, The Adams Family | |
| Joshua Palmer | WR | N | 1 | 5.40 | 5.40 | 5.40 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Anders Carlson | K | N | 1 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Cade Otton | TE | N | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Riley Patterson | K | Y | 9 | 56.00 | 16.00 | 0.00 | Team Filthy Jeet, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, MR SCURLEY | |
| Gabe Davis | WR | Y | 11 | 111.80 | 23.70 | 0.00 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Lucas Havrisik | K | N | 2 | 12.00 | 7.00 | 5.00 | The Devils Cheese, MR SCURLEY | |
| Christian Watson | WR | Y | 1 | 5.70 | 5.70 | 5.70 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Matt Gay | K | N | 10 | 77.00 | 14.00 | -1.00 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Nico Collins | WR | Y | 7 | 82.10 | 34.10 | 2.30 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, MR SCURLEY | |
| Cole Kmet | TE | Y | 9 | 97.00 | 23.50 | 0.00 | The Devils Cheese | |
| D'Andre Swift | RB | Y | 11 | 138.60 | 19.70 | 3.90 | El Citron, The Adams Family | |
| Blake Grupe | K | N | 6 | 30.00 | 8.00 | 3.00 | The Devils Cheese, Team Wassiliew, Team Dw We Riq | |
| Justin Jefferson | WR | Y | 7 | 129.20 | 27.90 | 4.70 | Team Dw We Riq, El Citron | |
| Evan McPherson | K | Y | 8 | 53.00 | 12.00 | 3.00 | Team Shaver Inc., Team Filthy Jeet, Team Wassiliew, Team Monk | |
| Dameon Pierce | RB | Y | 6 | 49.80 | 14.90 | 3.40 | The Devils Cheese, MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Kyle Pitts | TE | Y | 9 | 76.00 | 15.70 | 3.50 | Scary Coates , The Devils Cheese | |
| Antonio Gibson | RB | Y | 3 | 24.00 | 10.40 | 5.10 | Scary Coates , MR SCURLEY | |
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | Y | 7 | 112.36 | 25.12 | 9.24 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Brandon Aiyuk | WR | Y | 12 | 179.70 | 26.60 | 7.30 | The Encino Men, Team Dw We Riq, MR SCURLEY, Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | Y | 3 | 15.30 | 9.60 | 0.00 | Team Filthy Jeet, MR SCURLEY, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Isaiah Likely | TE | N | 2 | 9.40 | 8.00 | 1.40 | Team Monk, The Adams Family | |
| Trey McBride | TE | N | 7 | 90.50 | 22.90 | 5.20 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Chris Olave | WR | Y | 14 | 211.10 | 23.30 | 1.40 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Jahan Dotson | WR | Y | 4 | 20.20 | 9.00 | 0.00 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Pat Freiermuth | TE | Y | 5 | 31.20 | 13.10 | 1.20 | The Devils Cheese, The Encino Men | |
| Romeo Doubs | WR | Y | 3 | 13.00 | 6.60 | 1.40 | El Citron, The Devils Cheese | |
| Isiah Pacheco | RB | Y | 10 | 148.60 | 25.90 | 6.60 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Javonte Williams | RB | Y | 8 | 89.20 | 21.00 | 3.90 | El Citron, Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Brock Purdy | QB | N | 5 | 127.12 | 29.46 | 21.42 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Cameron Dicker | K | Y | 13 | 98.00 | 16.00 | 1.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Scary Coates | |
| Keaontay Ingram | RB | N | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Jayden Reed | WR | Y | 1 | 5.60 | 5.60 | 5.60 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Ja'Marr Chase | WR | Y | 15 | 256.82 | 52.20 | 5.90 | The Encino Men, Team Shaver Inc. | |
| Justin Fields | QB | Y | 8 | 133.28 | 32.98 | 4.92 | Team Filthy Jeet, El Citron | |
| Tank Dell | WR | N | 5 | 84.00 | 29.60 | 0.00 | Team Wassiliew, The Devils Cheese | |
| Jaylen Waddle | WR | Y | 12 | 164.20 | 25.10 | 8.40 | MR SCURLEY, Team Dw We Riq | |
| Jerome Ford | RB | N | 11 | 157.00 | 24.10 | 9.50 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Jake Moody | K | N | 4 | 29.00 | 12.00 | 5.00 | MR SCURLEY, The Adams Family | |
| Elijah Moore | WR | Y | 1 | 9.90 | 9.90 | 9.90 | Scary Coates | |
| Tyler Allgeier | RB | Y | 1 | 4.80 | 4.80 | 4.80 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | N | 1 | 3.40 | 3.40 | 3.40 | MR SCURLEY | |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | Y | 15 | 303.50 | 30.50 | 5.10 | Team Wassiliew | |
| James Cook | RB | Y | 11 | 146.80 | 36.10 | 5.00 | The Encino Men | |
| Dalton Kincaid | TE | Y | 5 | 48.10 | 16.10 | 0.00 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, Team Monk | |
| Craig Reynolds | RB | N | 1 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | El Citron | |
| George Pickens | WR | Y | 8 | 101.70 | 26.60 | 1.90 | Team Wassiliew, MR SCURLEY | |
| Zach Charbonnet | RB | Y | 2 | 26.70 | 16.90 | 9.80 | The Adams Family | |
| Jonathan Mingo | WR | Y | 1 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Drake London | WR | Y | 3 | 19.08 | 14.68 | 0.00 | Team Shaver Inc., MR SCURLEY | |
| Puka Nacua | WR | N | 13 | 229.80 | 33.00 | 6.20 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, El Citron, The Encino Men | |
| Sam Howell | QB | N | 6 | 111.80 | 25.42 | 9.46 | Team Wassiliew | |
| Breece Hall | RB | Y | 12 | 165.20 | 28.40 | 0.90 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, El Citron | |
| Luke Musgrave | TE | N | 2 | 15.20 | 8.40 | 6.80 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Rashee Rice | WR | Y | 3 | 40.80 | 18.20 | 8.20 | MR SCURLEY, Scary Coates | |
| Anthony Richardson | QB | Y | 1 | 4.42 | 4.42 | 4.42 | The Encino Men | |
| De'Von Achane | RB | Y | 6 | 96.60 | 27.00 | 1.50 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates, El Citron | |
| Jordan Addison | WR | Y | 6 | 62.90 | 21.40 | 1.20 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Zay Flowers | WR | Y | 10 | 122.10 | 23.20 | 2.10 | Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | Y | 12 | 203.80 | 29.90 | 6.40 | The Encino Men, Team Dw We Riq, MR SCURLEY, Team Monk | |
| Sam LaPorta | TE | N | 14 | 181.40 | 29.00 | 4.70 | MR SCURLEY, Team Filthy Jeet | |
| Kyren Williams | RB | Y | 6 | 100.20 | 27.70 | 7.70 | Scary Coates | |
| Bijan Robinson | RB | Y | 13 | 189.00 | 27.30 | 0.30 | Ugly Fat Disgusting Associates | |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | Y | 5 | 40.30 | 13.20 | 4.30 | MR SCURLEY, The Devils Cheese | |
| C.J. Stroud | QB | N | 8 | 155.06 | 41.80 | 3.64 | The Devils Cheese | |
| Kenneth Walker III | RB | Y | 11 | 147.00 | 30.60 | 2.60 | Team Wassiliew, MR SCURLEY, Team Shaver Inc., The Adams Family | |
| Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | Y | 10 | 137.30 | 22.90 | 2.90 | Team Shaver Inc., El Citron | |
| Garrett Wilson | WR | Y | 12 | 148.80 | 20.10 | 0.90 | Team Monk | |
| Jaylen Warren | RB | Y | 4 | 38.90 | 14.30 | 6.50 | Team Filthy Jeet, Team Dw We Riq | |
| Bryce Young | QB | N | 1 | 9.02 | 9.02 | 9.02 | Team Dw We Riq | |
| Josh Downs | WR | N | 3 | 34.60 | 23.50 | 4.90 | Team Monk | |
| Rachaad White | RB | Y | 16 | 254.60 | 27.90 | 6.80 | Scary Coates , Team Wassiliew | |
| Jaleel McLaughlin | RB | N | 2 | 21.10 | 17.90 | 3.20 | Team Wassiliew, The Adams Family | |
| Player Name | Player Position | Drafted? | Num Starts | Total Score | Best Score | Worst Score | Teams Played For |