2018 draft data
| Pick | Player Name | Player Position | Team Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 (R1P1) | Todd Gurley II | RB | MR SCURLEY |
| 2 (R1P2) | Le'Veon Bell | RB | Sold out Coates |
| 3 (R1P3) | David Johnson | RB | Team Jeet |
| 4 (R1P4) | Antonio Brown | WR | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 5 (R1P5) | Alvin Kamara | RB | Team Rosen |
| 6 (R1P6) | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | The Adams Family |
| 7 (R1P7) | Saquon Barkley | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 8 (R1P8) | Julio Jones | WR | Team Shaver |
| 9 (R1P9) | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 10 (R1P10) | Odell Beckham Jr. | WR | Team Segal |
| 11 (R1P11) | Kareem Hunt | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 12 (R1P12) | Melvin Gordon | RB | The Encino Men |
| 13 (R2P1) | Michael Thomas | WR | The Encino Men |
| 14 (R2P2) | Dalvin Cook | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 15 (R2P3) | Keenan Allen | WR | Team Segal |
| 16 (R2P4) | Leonard Fournette | RB | Team For Kareem |
| 17 (R2P5) | Rob Gronkowski | TE | Team Shaver |
| 18 (R2P6) | A.J. Green | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 19 (R2P7) | Davante Adams | WR | The Adams Family |
| 20 (R2P8) | Joe Mixon | RB | Team Rosen |
| 21 (R2P9) | LeSean McCoy | RB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 22 (R2P10) | Christian McCaffrey | RB | Team Jeet |
| 23 (R2P11) | Devonta Freeman | RB | Sold out Coates |
| 24 (R2P12) | Mike Evans | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 25 (R3P1) | Zach Ertz | TE | MR SCURLEY |
| 26 (R3P2) | Adam Thielen | WR | Sold out Coates |
| 27 (R3P3) | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | Team Jeet |
| 28 (R3P4) | Tyreek Hill | WR | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 29 (R3P5) | Amari Cooper | WR | Team Rosen |
| 30 (R3P6) | Stefon Diggs | WR | The Adams Family |
| 31 (R3P7) | Josh Gordon | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 32 (R3P8) | Travis Kelce | TE | Team Shaver |
| 33 (R3P9) | Jerick McKinnon | RB | Team For Kareem |
| 34 (R3P10) | T.Y. Hilton | WR | Team Segal |
| 35 (R3P11) | Demaryius Thomas | WR | ððð Ideation |
| 36 (R3P12) | Jordan Howard | RB | The Encino Men |
| 37 (R4P1) | Doug Baldwin | WR | The Encino Men |
| 38 (R4P2) | Mark Ingram II | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 39 (R4P3) | Kenyan Drake | RB | Team Segal |
| 40 (R4P4) | Allen Robinson | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 41 (R4P5) | Golden Tate | WR | Team Shaver |
| 42 (R4P6) | Derrick Henry | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 43 (R4P7) | Marvin Jones Jr. | WR | The Adams Family |
| 44 (R4P8) | Alex Collins | RB | Team Rosen |
| 45 (R4P9) | Lamar Miller | RB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 46 (R4P10) | Royce Freeman | RB | Team Jeet |
| 47 (R4P11) | Marshawn Lynch | RB | Sold out Coates |
| 48 (R4P12) | Jarvis Landry | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 49 (R5P1) | Dion Lewis | RB | MR SCURLEY |
| 50 (R5P2) | Brandin Cooks | WR | Sold out Coates |
| 51 (R5P3) | JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | Team Jeet |
| 52 (R5P4) | Chris Hogan | WR | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 53 (R5P5) | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | Team Rosen |
| 54 (R5P6) | Tom Brady | QB | The Adams Family |
| 55 (R5P7) | Alshon Jeffery | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 56 (R5P8) | Jay Ajayi | RB | Team Shaver |
| 57 (R5P9) | Aaron Rodgers | QB | Team For Kareem |
| 58 (R5P10) | Duke Johnson Jr. | RB | Team Segal |
| 59 (R5P11) | Michael Crabtree | WR | ððð Ideation |
| 60 (R5P12) | Isaiah Crowell | RB | The Encino Men |
| 61 (R6P1) | Greg Olsen | TE | The Encino Men |
| 62 (R6P2) | Robert Woods | WR | ððð Ideation |
| 63 (R6P3) | Delanie Walker | TE | Team Segal |
| 64 (R6P4) | Jimmy Graham | TE | Team For Kareem |
| 65 (R6P5) | Rex Burkhead | RB | Team Shaver |
| 66 (R6P6) | Evan Engram | TE | Chicken Kittle |
| 67 (R6P7) | Chris Thompson | RB | The Adams Family |
| 68 (R6P8) | Corey Davis | WR | Team Rosen |
| 69 (R6P9) | Kyle Rudolph | TE | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 70 (R6P10) | Marquise Goodwin | WR | Team Jeet |
| 71 (R6P11) | Cam Newton | QB | Sold out Coates |
| 72 (R6P12) | Deshaun Watson | QB | MR SCURLEY |
| 73 (R7P1) | Cooper Kupp | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 74 (R7P2) | Jordan Reed | TE | Sold out Coates |
| 75 (R7P3) | Robby Anderson | WR | Team Jeet |
| 76 (R7P4) | Carson Wentz | QB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 77 (R7P5) | Andrew Luck | QB | Team Rosen |
| 78 (R7P6) | Tevin Coleman | RB | The Adams Family |
| 79 (R7P7) | Russell Wilson | QB | Chicken Kittle |
| 80 (R7P8) | Sammy Watkins | WR | Team Shaver |
| 81 (R7P9) | Devin Funchess | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 82 (R7P10) | Randall Cobb | WR | Team Segal |
| 83 (R7P11) | Will Fuller V | WR | ððð Ideation |
| 84 (R7P12) | Julian Edelman | WR | The Encino Men |
| 85 (R8P1) | Jordy Nelson | WR | The Encino Men |
| 86 (R8P2) | Rashaad Penny | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 87 (R8P3) | Pierre Garcon | WR | Team Segal |
| 88 (R8P4) | Ronald Jones | RB | Team For Kareem |
| 89 (R8P5) | Chris Carson | RB | Team Shaver |
| 90 (R8P6) | Josh Doctson | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 91 (R8P7) | Jamison Crowder | WR | The Adams Family |
| 92 (R8P8) | David Njoku | TE | Team Rosen |
| 93 (R8P9) | Tarik Cohen | RB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 94 (R8P10) | Kerryon Johnson | RB | Team Jeet |
| 95 (R8P11) | Sterling Shepard | WR | Sold out Coates |
| 96 (R8P12) | Michael Gallup | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 97 (R9P1) | Drew Brees | QB | MR SCURLEY |
| 98 (R9P2) | Jamaal Williams | RB | Sold out Coates |
| 99 (R9P3) | Trey Burton | TE | Team Jeet |
| 100 (R9P4) | Dez Bryant | WR | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 101 (R9P5) | Allen Hurns | WR | Team Rosen |
| 102 (R9P6) | Jack Doyle | TE | The Adams Family |
| 103 (R9P7) | Marlon Mack | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 104 (R9P8) | Kelvin Benjamin | WR | Team Shaver |
| 105 (R9P9) | Marqise Lee | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 106 (R9P10) | Carlos Hyde | RB | Team Segal |
| 107 (R9P11) | Sony Michel | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 108 (R9P12) | Matthew Stafford | QB | The Encino Men |
| 109 (R10P1) | Paul Richardson | WR | The Encino Men |
| 110 (R10P2) | Kirk Cousins | QB | ððð Ideation |
| 111 (R10P3) | DeVante Parker | WR | Team Segal |
| 112 (R10P4) | Kenny Golladay | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 113 (R10P5) | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | Team Shaver |
| 114 (R10P6) | Ty Montgomery | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 115 (R10P7) | Mohamed Sanu | WR | The Adams Family |
| 116 (R10P8) | Giovani Bernard | RB | Team Rosen |
| 117 (R10P9) | Kenny Stills | WR | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 118 (R10P10) | Nelson Agholor | WR | Team Jeet |
| 119 (R10P11) | Tyler Lockett | WR | Sold out Coates |
| 120 (R10P12) | Calvin Ridley | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 121 (R11P1) | Adrian Peterson | RB | MR SCURLEY |
| 122 (R11P2) | Theo Riddick | RB | Sold out Coates |
| 123 (R11P3) | Jimmy Garoppolo | QB | Team Jeet |
| 124 (R11P4) | Greg Zuerlein | K | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 125 (R11P5) | Patrick Mahomes | QB | Team Rosen |
| 126 (R11P6) | Peyton Barber | RB | The Adams Family |
| 127 (R11P7) | DeSean Jackson | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 128 (R11P8) | Cameron Meredith | WR | Team Shaver |
| 129 (R11P9) | James White | RB | Team For Kareem |
| 130 (R11P10) | Matt Ryan | QB | Team Segal |
| 131 (R11P11) | Danny Amendola | WR | ððð Ideation |
| 132 (R11P12) | Corey Clement | RB | The Encino Men |
| 133 (R12P1) | Mike Williams | WR | The Encino Men |
| 134 (R12P2) | Charles Clay | TE | ððð Ideation |
| 135 (R12P3) | Rishard Matthews | WR | Team Segal |
| 136 (R12P4) | Jaguars D/ST | D/ST | Team For Kareem |
| 137 (R12P5) | DJ Moore | WR | Team Shaver |
| 138 (R12P6) | Rams D/ST | D/ST | Chicken Kittle |
| 139 (R12P7) | Tyler Eifert | TE | The Adams Family |
| 140 (R12P8) | Courtland Sutton | WR | Team Rosen |
| 141 (R12P9) | Jared Goff | QB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 142 (R12P10) | Anthony Miller | WR | Team Jeet |
| 143 (R12P11) | Eagles D/ST | D/ST | Sold out Coates |
| 144 (R12P12) | Saints D/ST | D/ST | MR SCURLEY |
| 145 (R13P1) | Steelers D/ST | D/ST | MR SCURLEY |
| 146 (R13P2) | Vikings D/ST | D/ST | Sold out Coates |
| 147 (R13P3) | Devontae Booker | RB | Team Jeet |
| 148 (R13P4) | Ravens D/ST | D/ST | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 149 (R13P5) | Broncos D/ST | D/ST | Team Rosen |
| 150 (R13P6) | Justin Tucker | K | The Adams Family |
| 151 (R13P7) | Rob Kelley | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 152 (R13P8) | Chris Godwin | WR | Team Shaver |
| 153 (R13P9) | John Brown | WR | Team For Kareem |
| 154 (R13P10) | John Ross | WR | Team Segal |
| 155 (R13P11) | Alex Smith | QB | ððð Ideation |
| 156 (R13P12) | Chargers D/ST | D/ST | The Encino Men |
| 157 (R14P1) | Bilal Powell | RB | The Encino Men |
| 158 (R14P2) | Samaje Perine | RB | ððð Ideation |
| 159 (R14P3) | Philip Rivers | QB | Team Segal |
| 160 (R14P4) | Aaron Jones | RB | Team For Kareem |
| 161 (R14P5) | James Washington | WR | Team Shaver |
| 162 (R14P6) | Jordan Wilkins | RB | Chicken Kittle |
| 163 (R14P7) | Donte Moncrief | WR | The Adams Family |
| 164 (R14P8) | Robbie Gould | K | Team Rosen |
| 165 (R14P9) | Latavius Murray | RB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 166 (R14P10) | Texans D/ST | D/ST | Team Jeet |
| 167 (R14P11) | Chris Boswell | K | Sold out Coates |
| 168 (R14P12) | Wil Lutz | K | MR SCURLEY |
| 169 (R15P1) | Christian Kirk | WR | MR SCURLEY |
| 170 (R15P2) | Sammie Coates Jr. | WR | Sold out Coates |
| 171 (R15P3) | Stephen Gostkowski | K | Team Jeet |
| 172 (R15P4) | Jared Cook | TE | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 173 (R15P5) | C.J. Anderson | RB | Team Rosen |
| 174 (R15P6) | Jeremy Hill | RB | The Adams Family |
| 175 (R15P7) | Mike Wallace | WR | Chicken Kittle |
| 176 (R15P8) | Patriots D/ST | D/ST | Team Shaver |
| 177 (R15P9) | Matt Bryant | K | Team For Kareem |
| 178 (R15P10) | Titans D/ST | D/ST | Team Segal |
| 179 (R15P11) | Jake Elliott | K | ððð Ideation |
| 180 (R15P12) | Josh Lambo | K | The Encino Men |
| 181 (R16P1) | Corey Coleman | WR | The Encino Men |
| 182 (R16P2) | Cardinals D/ST | D/ST | ððð Ideation |
| 183 (R16P3) | Matt Prater | K | Team Segal |
| 184 (R16P4) | Marcus Mariota | QB | Team For Kareem |
| 185 (R16P5) | Harrison Butker | K | Team Shaver |
| 186 (R16P6) | Dustin Hopkins | K | Chicken Kittle |
| 187 (R16P7) | Panthers D/ST | D/ST | The Adams Family |
| 188 (R16P8) | Nyheim Hines | RB | Team Rosen |
| 189 (R16P9) | Dak Prescott | QB | Team I Fucking Suck |
| 190 (R16P10) | Austin Seferian-Jenkins | TE | Team Jeet |
| 191 (R16P11) | Andy Dalton | QB | Sold out Coates |
| 192 (R16P12) | Lamar Jackson | QB | MR SCURLEY |
| Pick | Player Name | Player Position | Team Name |